No boys allowed transcript

(Scene opens at the Flynn-Fletcher backyard, where Phineas & Candace are sitting under a tree, thinking.)

Candace: Wow, I never imagined spending quality time with my brother would be so boring.

Phineas: Agreed, C. I'm starting to run low on ideas.

(Phineas hears groaning, it's Isabella entering the backyard. She's got eye bags and her skin is pale white. Her hair is also messed up.)

Isabella: Hi, Phineas. (Sneezes) Whatcha doin'?

Phineas: Oh, hi Isabella! Great to see you!

Isabella: Not for me.

Candace: What's wrong, Isabella?

Isabella: I'm sick. (Sneezes)

Candace: Aww, I feel bad for you. Do you have a fever or something?

Isabella: Fevold.

Candace: What?

Isabella: Fevold, it's worse than a fever & a cold combined.

Phineas: Well, how did you get it?

Isabella: Mark infected me when he was acting nice and gave me some ice cream. Because I'm sick, I can't participate as a Fireside Girl & earn my new patches.

Phineas: That's too bad. Wait! I've got an idea!

Candace: What is it?

Phineas:i’m Going to dress as isabella and transform into her and earn all the new patches for her.

Candace:that sounds like a great idea, it just might work.

Isabella: Thanks, Phineas. Normally, I would kiss you, but since I'm sick, I'm just gonna hug you.

Phineas: OK. (He & Isabella hug) Hey, where's Perry?

(Perry enters his hideout)

major monogram:agent p, turns out doofensmirtz is working to steal all teddy bears in the tri state area, please get to the bottom of it agent p, before it all blows out.

* phineas is in isabella’s Room, wearing isabella’s Dress and shoes and a wig of her hair, then he puts on mascara in her makeup closet. He then runs over to Candace to give him a voice changer liquid to drink to sound like isabella.

Phineas:i’m All dressed as isabella, now can you give me something to make me sound like Izzy?

candace:yeah I have a liquid for you to drink that will make you sound like isabella.

(Phineas drinks the liquid)

candace:now speak.

phineas:(isabella’s Voice) hey candace, whatcha doin?

candace:brilliant, now go out there and earn some patches for her Phineas, I mean isabella.

phineas:thanks for calling me isabella when i’m Technically isabella and not Phineas.

(Walks by isabella who is laying on the Flynn fletcher’s couch)

hey isabella, do you like my disguise as you?

isabella:yeah, it looks great, I am unable to tell if you are Phineas or not, now go out there and earn me those patches!

vocals:🎵doofensmirtz evil incorporated🎵

* perry gets trapped by a pillow

doof:perry the platypus, you heard that i’m Stealing all the teddy bears in the tri state area, right? Well that’s exactly what i’m Doing using my teddy bear finder-inator. I will use it to steal all teddy bears in the tri-state area to find the teddy bear that was originally intended to be mine. I am doing this because of the backstory I told you way back when I told you my brother roger decided to keep the teddy bear I got from the claw game.

* scene now takes place in the fireside girls building where the girls are chatting until they hear a knock on the door when they then open it, Phineas as isabella comes in.

phineas:(isabella’s Voice) hey guys, whatcha doin?

holly:wow! Isabella is completely different!

ginger:yeah I know, her head is a triangle shaped head.

kate:and her legs are shorter

ginger:wait a minute, there’s now way she shrunk her legs and changed the shape of her head, let me lift up the wig to see if this is actually phineas

(lifts up wig, revealing phineas’ original red hair)

(gasp) it’s not isabella! It’s Phineas!

* girls laugh

holly:sorry Phineas, this club is for girls only, no boys allowed.

phineas:but i’m Not Phineas! I’m isabella with a modified head and legs.

holly:yeah but still, the 2 different things we noticed about you when we thought you were isabella were the head and legs, but it is never possible for a person to change their head or legs. Now get out!

phineas:oh, alright.

(scene shifts to candace’s Room)

* candace is reading books

phineas:candace, my disguise as isabella this time didn’t work. Can I make holographic disguiser machine to change myself into the original isabella?

candace:yeah go ahead!

(Phineas walks out of candace’s Room as the scene now shifts to the backyard where Phineas builds a disguiser)

phineas:okay machine, hit me to be Izzy!

(holographic machine laser hits Phineas which transforms Phineas into original isabella)

phineas(now holographic isabella):Yes! Now I will need to get into her fireside girl uniform and now they will notice me as Izzy.

(scene now goes back to fireside girls building)

holly:now that was an embarrassing moment to see Phineas transformed into our leader.

ginger:I know, this does tell me our leader is out sick.

milly:yeah, you might be right.

(door opens, holographic isabella comes in)

holographic isabella:hey guys, i’m Back!

Adyson:now there’s the original isabella!

holographic isabella:that’s great you girls recognize me as Izzy now. Now let’s earn some patches. Our first patch to talk about, the discovering a substance patch. Where will be the best place to do this patch?

holly:by collecting a bunch of old clothing and looking for substances in those clothes.

holographic isabella:that seems like a good way to earn that patch.

(Holographic projection breaks up)

ginger:(gasp) it’s that boy that came in earlier. Isabella we saw you, your head changed to Phineas for just a second.

holographic isabella:well the projection is not breaking up as of now, now can we continue to talk about this new patch?

milly:no, we need you out because we saw the head of the boy that came in earlier.

holographic isabella:but

milly:out!

(holographic isabella walks out sad)

(Scene now shifts to doofensmirtz’s)

doof:now to get started on searching my teddy bear with a simple push of the button in 3... 2... 1... start!

(teddy bear locate inator is activated, stealing all teddy bears, making a little girl cry, a tween boy cry, and Stacy saying darn. Then we see too many teddy bears seen in doof’s balcony)

doof:wow! That’s a lot of teddy bears, it will take nearly 3 days to search for the teddy bear I won from the claw machine.

(scene changes to phineas’s room)

Phineas:well that holographic projection didn’t work. At least I have a head disguiser of isabella, plus i’m Still wearing her clothes. So I will need to glue the head disguiser so that the girls don’t pull it off and reveal me to be Phineas.

(Phineas puts the head disguiser on, and then glues it)

there, now they won’t see that i’m Phineas. Once the girl’s recognize me as isabella, I will change into her fireside girl uniform that I have here.

(scene switches back to the fireside girl building)

molly:I think it is time to have Candace Flynn fill in for isabella since she is the one who earned 50 patches for 1 day.

(Phineas as isabella shows up)

phineas:hey guys, hopefully you recognize me as Izzy now.

girls:yes!

kate:but her legs are shorter

ginger:yeah but it’s fine because all we know is that this is isabella

(tries to lift off the head disguiser, but doesn’t because it’s glued)

And the head is stuck on this person, so now we can’t tell if this is Phineas!

phineas:i’m Proud you all recognize be as isabella now. Now time for me to change into my fireside girl uniform.

(Phineas walks to the bathroom to change into her uniform)

(walks out of the bathroom in her fireside girl uniform) okay now let’s earn some patches!

(scene switches to doofensmirtz’s)

doof:well i’ve Been through 150 teddy bears and I still haven’t found the teddy bear I won from the claw machine.

(perry pokes a hole in the pillow he is trapped in with his feet)

doof:I just gotta find the one that says Roger on it and

(gets hit by perry)

perry how did you get out of your trap?

(looks over)

it ripped! Maybe pillows aren’t a reliable trap, but no stopping me now!

(perry presses the self-destruct button, but doesn’t explode)

ha! You need 50 cents to destroy my inator!

(perry pops 2 quarters out of his hat, inserts them into the inator, and activates the self destruct button, making all the teddy bears fly out of his balcony and back to the people who originally had those teddy bears)

curse you perry the platypus!!!

(the people who lost the teddy bears receiving their teddy bears back is shown)

(scene shifts back to phineas’ living room)

isabella:well i’m Starting to feel a lot better now!

phineas:(in his original voice & clothes) isabella, I finally got the new patches for you!

Isabella:thanks so much Phineas!

phineas:you won’t believe it, my first disguise as you that I showed you earlier didn’t work because the girls lifted the wig and saw my original red hair, so then I made a holographic machine to turn me into a holographic projection of you, but that’s didn’t work because there was one point where the projection broke up, and the final step I took was to wear a head disguise as you and glued it so that the girls don’t lift it and... it’s so great to be my old self again!

Isabella:it’s great to have you back again. You should keep those dresses I wear that you worn today for times where they don’t allow boys.

phineas:true.

(episode ends)-about 9 minutes and 35 seconds long.