Wisdom teeth removal transcript

Mom:so boys, what are you planning on doing today?

Phineas:we don't know, we're either gonna make an elevator to the moon again, or build an enormous swing.

Mom:well go decide, you have your wisdom teeth removal within the next day, along with your friend isabella.

Phineas:okay mom, ferb, lets build an enormous swing, how does that sound?

ferb:yeah that's a great idea, we already have built an elevator to the moon this past summer, so that sounds like a good choice.

(scene now cuts to phineas and ferb's backyard)

phineas:i’ll Go get the parts.

* phineas and ferb were making the enormous swing.

Isabella:hey phineas, whatcha doin?

Phineas:we're making an enormous swing.

Isabella:that sounds fun, speaking of which, I know we have our wisdom teeth removal tomorrow but I seem pretty relaxed about this because first they put us to sleep, then remove our teeth, and then they place in cushions in your mouth for the blood to extract on.

Phineas:oh, I hate that, such a pain.

Isabella:well you'll get used to it.

Mom:hey phineas and isabella, I unfortunately read your apointments wrong, they're today apparently, so lets go.

Phineas:NO! I don't wanna go(mom drags phineas)

Phineas:Candace, help me!!!

Candace:what's that I heard? It seems like i heard a boy crying out loud for help, oh well.

* now the scene is at the oral surgery place.

Phineas:oh so now I'm very scared about this since it'll be some severe pain.

Isabella:but phineas, like i said, you get the pain while you are sleeping so that you don't recognize the pain.

Phineas:yeah, but it's a real surprise.

doctor wygel:hello I now need phineas flynn. well, are you phineas?

Phineas(wearing glasses and a buttoned shirt):oh i'm not phineas.

doctor wygel:you're not? well then who are you?

Phineas:my name is different than that. mrs different than that. Anyway gotta go.

Mom:yes, this is phineas actually and he is to get his wisdom teeth pulled out.

Phineas:grrrr!

* in isabella's doctor room

(a dental light goes on,isabella lays back in her chair)

female doctor:we will be back with you shortly(leaves)

Isabella:take your time (sighs) theres something about these lights. (closes her eyes) makes me feel so relaxed...

* isabella's dream world

voice:isabella...

isabella:yes, mysterious talking voice.

Voice(revealed as the talking treasure chest):no,its me, the talking treasure chest. so I heard you were well relaxed for your wisdom teeth removal, did you want a toy?

Isabella:yeah, I'd like a toy...

* in phineas' doctor room

Phineas:so i can't believe it why am i here?

doctor wygel:you're here to get your wisdom teeth pulled out

Phineas:but how, do you physicaly pull my teeth out?

doctor wygel:yeah, thats pretty much how we do it.

Phineas:ok thanks, phew, good thing this wouldn't be so painful

doctor wygel:nope just kidding! we put you to sleep, cut your insides of your mouth a bit, and take out your wisdom teeth.

Phineas:oh come on! thats known as hurting me.

doctor wygel:well you see sir, i'm not here to hurt you, i'm just here to take your wisdom teeth out.

Phieas:oh yeah, well I don't need my wisdom teeth pulled out.

doctor wygel:well if you don't then your mouth will get overcrowded for your other bigger teeth to grow.

Phineas:how dare you do something that will push out some teeth for sme teeth to grow in my mouth! (grabs nozzle) I'm not just gonna just lay here and listen to your HOGWASH!

(he fires water at dr wygel, and he leaves his chair, and takes some of the their tools used to take wisdom teeth out to trap his doctor)

dr wygel:woah, settle in their dude. I'm just here to help you with your mouth.

Phineas:oh yeah, well i don't need your help, watch ME!(throws the tools at the doctor which then traps the doctor against the wall).

Doctor:(Screams) PHINEAS! GET BACK HERE! I'M NOT HERE TO HURT YOU!

* phineas goes to isabella

Phineas:isabela you need to help me! the doctors want to hurt me in the mouth!

Isabella:(still sleeping)wisdom teeth? (puts her hands in phineas' mouth) I need wisdom teeth.

Phineas:what!?! Isabella, you too?!?

* in the halway now

Phineas:exit, just gotta hit the exit.

(baljeet jumps to block phineas' way to the exit)

Baljeet:come with me if you want to live.

Phineas:baljeet? why are you here?

Baljeet:I heard you were scared about the wisdom teeth removal.

Phineas:so, how do I pass on the wisdom teeth removal?

Baljeet:oh you don't wanna do that, it would result with an overcrowding mouth, like this

(baljeet shows phineas a jaw that has many teeth in one)

(now phineas screams)

Baljeet:what is wrong with you?

(phineas runs as he is still screaming)

Baljeet:well, I guess he learned his lesson.

* back at phineas' room)

dr wygel:well dr wygel, it seems like you are as stuck as a painting hung against a wall.

(phineas comes back sad)

dr wygell:well, surprised to see you back, what changed your mind sweety?

(phineas frees the doctor with the tools as he speaks)

Phineas:well dr wygel, you're right, wisdom teeth need to go badly, since they'd overcrowd your mouth with bigger teeth, wisdom teeth have, got to go.

dr wygel:well i'm proud that you learned from why you need your teeth to be removed.

(phineas goes back to his seat, then takes a deep breath)

Phineas:okay now, remove my teeth as soon as possible.

* time card saying "once phineas got his wisdom teeth pulled out"

dr wygel:see that wasn't so bad. you didn't experience any pain while you were sleeping. Here’s this to help heal your teeth sockets better.

phineas:wow! You really do make pain from wisdom teeth removal better.

dr. Wygel:yep! Always count on us!

(Scene switches to waiting room)

* mom was reading magazines until Phineas and isabella appear

phineas:hey mom, we’re done with the wisdom teeth removal! The doctors say that we now have to stay home and not go to school for about a week.

mom:okay great, I will have isabella lay in the same bed as you for the next couple days.

(episode ends)