Phineas and Ferb kart transcripts

<Phineas and Ferb kart

Phineas:so ferb, what did ya wanna do today?

Ferb:well remembered how we dressed as super mario this year and did races this past summer, with these 2 things in mind, we should race using go karts.

Phineas:great idea, but before we pick up on this, where’s perry?

(perry gets to his secret lair by going through the vents in the basement)

Major Monogram:Agent P, doofenshmirtz has been buying a lot of bombs lately, you’d better go find out what he’s doing. And put a stop to it, i suppose.

(scene switches to the backyard)

Man:say aren’t you a little young to be purchasing go karts?

Phineas:yes, yes i am, second time i got that saying recently.

Isabella:hey phineas, whatcha doin?

Phineas:racing out go karts, we plan to race our track the same way we did with our bikes earlier this summer. Take a look at the go karts we purchased.

Isabella:very colorful based on the color of our clothing or hair. Nice touch.

Phineas:thanks.

Doofenshmirtz scene 1

Vocals:Doofenshmirtz evil incorporated

(perry walks in, and gets trapped by a tnt trap with a see through window)

Doof:Perry the platypus, now you’re probably wondering why I bought those bombs? Well, to make this invention, behold! The explosion-inator! I will use this to find a popular place, and place an explosion there! Hahahahahahahaha!

Backyard

Phineas:okay here’s the map we will use to race our karts, it will end in Danville chasm just like our tour de Ferb event, I’d like to thank Isabella for enlisting the help of the fireside girls to make the course again. We’ve installed special actions on these karts for when we like run into a lake or 90 degree angle wall.

Buford:(comes in with baljeet) sorry i’m late guys, I’ve just had to get baljeet tied onto my rope here.

Phineas:No worries, sorry we forgot to purchase karts for you guys, you’re lucky enough we have motorcycles in the garage that we also modified with special actions for when we run into a lake or 90 degree wall. Now let’s stop talking and start the race already, buford and baljeet, go to the start line after you get into your motorcycles.

(drive away to the finish line, the scene then shows buford and baljeet driving out of the garage)

(Mario kart 64 race starting theme will play)

Holly:ready, set, go!

(karts go off)

(scene switches to backyard, with candace walking into there)

Candace:Is that a map of go kart racing? Ooh that sounds like a bust to make. Time to get my gear on!

(candace gets the same gear used in tour de ferb on, and bikes away)

Candace:mom, you have to go to danville chasm.

Mom:danville chasm, I may have been there before, but why do i have to go there?

Candace:Because phineas and ferb are racing go karts and plan to end there.

Mom:okay I’m at the chiropractor and i’ll be done in 10 minutes and will get there.

Candace:well if the go karts disappear then at least i have my camera to catch them.

Montage of the go kart racing

* scene shows the gang passing

Buford:uh oh, big creek coming up ahead.

Phineas:press your buttons everyone!

Baljeet:awesome.

Isabella:This feels like i am driving on ice, except… not.

Phineas:yes I agree with you isabella.

Candace:Ah man! A big creek in the way, at least what i would need to do is try going around it.

* tour de ferb instrumental piece starts playing

* gang passes through city streets, a 90 degree wall, off a cliff, a slippery road, and underwater while the background music plays.

* Candace is seen catching a waterfall ahead as she is on her paddle boat, making her paddle harder but falls down the waterfall screaming, as we now see the racers parachuting from the waterfall and aiming to land on the ground level.

* background music ends.

Candace:mom, you really have to see what the boys have done in danville chasm, my device to record the boys has been ruined after i fell from a waterfall as the water then ruined my device and stuff.

Mom:alright candace, i’m on my way now.

Doofenshmirtz scene 2

Doof:alright I have already done explosions that injured like 6 people, now to blow up big black boos boris. I could do it on roger but i’m always too picky on him so i plan to blow up boris’ since he was the one who constantly kicked sand in my face.

(scene switches to perry trying to get out of his trap-he does this by banging his hat against the glass window and escapes through there and heads over to doofenshmirtz)

Doof:now i am just about to blow up his place and-(gets knocked down by perry)

Perry, I can see you escaped my trap because of the glass shatters on your hat.

Now I must blow up boris’ (perry hits doof against inator, aiming towards danville chasm)

At danville chasm

* isabella passes the finish line

Ginger:Isabella wins! Here comes the rest

* The rest of the gang passes the line.

Phineas:that was the best race ever! Same race next time?

Ferb:no, I just like to keep moving forward.

Phineas:then lets go home everybody, wait we don’t have transportation, what do we do now?

(scene switches to the streets)

Baljeet:we take the bus.

(gang leaves the screen, with candace running on screen with mom)

Candace:look mom hurry hurry hurry.

(karts and motorcycles explode)

Mom:okay seriously, what am i supposed to look at?

Candace:What! Damn! I swear it was there!

(scene shows the gang walking)

Buford:oh wait! There’s mom’s car! Lets all take a ride in her car!

Phineas:but she probably came here to bust us, but candace also got here by bike, and we as a whole gang is 5 people, plus our mom and candace, so that would probably be a total of 7 people needing a ride in her car. So we would need 2 people to sit in the back.

Buford:I would like to sit in the back! I’d like to have baljeet sit in the back with me as well.

Phineas:okay perfect arrangement.

(gang walks off screen, with mom and candace showing up on screen now)

Mom:ok now i know why i needed to come here. To pick up the gang from danville chasm.

Candace:ooh i see a bust coming up.

(candace and mom walk off screen, scene now shows the car leaving danville chasm, then to the seat phineas, ferb, and isabella are sitting in the car)

Mom:so boys, why did you come here without transportation advised by me?

Phineas:we did go kart racing from our house to there.

Mom:well you will be so busted when we get home.

Doofenshmirtz scene 3

Doof:okay For some reason i caused an explosion in some random place.

(perry clogs the explosion inator with a bottle cap)

Doof:wait, what are you doing?

(perry fires the explosion-inator, it then causes a big explosion on his balcony)

Doof:curse you perry the platypus!