Doofensmirtz Releases the Zoo Animals Transcript

<Doofensmirtz releases the zoo animals

Phineas:so ferb, what did you want to do this evening?

Ferb:i don’t know, how about… a major trampoline!

Phineas:ferb, thats a brilliant idea! But also, where’s perry?

(perry gets to his lair through a tube behind a painting)

Perry at his lair

Major Monogram:ah, agent P, doofenshmirtz is planning on releasing the animals from the zoo, so you really need to stop him, before a riot rings in.

Phineas and ferb’s backyard scene

Man:say, aren’t you a little young to purchase a trampoline?

Phineas:yes, yes i am, I haven’t got that saying recently.

Isabella:hey phineas, whatcha doin?

Phineas:building a major trampoline.

Isabella:oh, sounds fun!

Phineas:ferb, got the sprinkler to place under the trampoline in order to get us higher?

Ferb:(thumbs up) takes sprinkler and places it under the trampoline.

(buford walks in with baljeet in his shirt and says “heard you’re building a major trampoline, could I join in?”)

Phineas:yeah, its for anybody to join in. now ferb, could you activate the sprinkler?

(ferb turns on the sprinkler)

* now the gang enjoys the trampoline and laughs.

Doofenshmirtz scene

Vocals:Doofensmirtz is visiting the zoo

* perry walks into the zoo with a pet carrier layed out for him by the entrance

Doofenshmirtz:looks like we’ve got pet perry the platypus (laughs),

Let me show you my evil plan(walks as he says this)

I’m releasing the zoo animals, you see, zoo animals are never out of their exhibits in the zoo, and it’s all because of their behaviors, they’d always be upset that way, so I will release the zoo animals, and as of now, there’s nothing to stop me (snickers as he recess the button that releases all the zoo animals).

(now the scene shows each exhibit’s door open and then shows the scene of the zoo animals escaping)

(now the scene shifts to the streets of the people screaming and running off from the lions and tigers, next it shows a scene of a turtle causing a major traffic jam).

driver:Hey! I’m driving here!

Back at phineas’ house

(shows the gang jumping higher)

(fence shakes with the empty raft theme from jaws playing, the theme plays all the way till the gang runs into the flynn fletcher house)

Phineas:uh, did anyone hear that?(says this after the fence shaking scene)

(a cheetah shows up in their backyard)

Phineas:AHHHH! Everybody lets run into the house

(the gang runs to the house)

Phineas:well we’re finally safe again.

Baljeet:by the way buford, thank you for carrying me into your shirt sleeve again, it was a great way to get into the house quicker into emergencies like this.

News on TV:in breaking news, the zoo animals have been released! It’s been causing chaos in the city and streets, here is some footage as to what has happened(scenes repeat from the first 2 parts the animals were out, with a new scene being where a giraffe eats someones salad in their hotel and upsets them saying ”I can’t believe it, he wants to eat my salad(sobs)”.)

And we heard rumors that an evil scientist named Heinz Doofenshmirtz has done all this.

Phineas:so the animals are out of the zoo, we’re probably gonna need to stay in here for several days until this tragedy goes away. I’ll go do the planning for our quarantine here.

Phineas:so here’s the sleeping plan until this goes away, isabella will sleep in my bed with me

Isabella:yes!(in an excited tone)

Phineas:and buford and baljeet get the basement. Alright now let’s go to sleep now.

(scenes show the gangs temporary sleeping places in the house, next it shifts outside at night then it turns to daylight)

Phineas:so, how was your first night of quarantine?

Baljeet:the worst! Buford has pushed me off of the mattress in the basement, so I need a new sleeping area.

Phineas:okay, we’ll have you sleep on the couch in the family room.

Baljeet:thank you phineas!

(scene shifts back to the riots in the city)

* it shows how people have been dead and injured, next it shows a grizzly bear biting a person, a buffalo stomping on a person, and an ostrich chasing a person.

Lady:so, how are we going to put all these animals back into the zoo, including the person who has done this? Which would be Heinz doofenshmirtz?

Man:how about we call many animal control trucks and get a police car for heinz doofenshmirtz?

Lady:yeah, that’s a great idea!

Back at phineas’s house

Phineas:So what should we do inside?

Buford:how about we get smaller again?

Phineas:that’s a great idea, I’ll go create a shrinking ray again, then we’ll throw it out once we are done with it.

(phineas walks off, then the sparks are shown from another room, then phineas walks back with the shrinking ray)

Phineas:here’s our shrinking ray, now everybody touch the top of the thing.

Isabella:wow, now we have extra stuff to do inside, like sit in a tea cup as our hot tub, or climb inside a paper airplane, or watch tv as a movie screen.

Phineas:That's right, but by the end of the day we should get back to normal size again. So what did you want to do first?

Isabella:how about a paper airplane?

Phineas:yeah, that's a great one, we’ll call mom to do the airplane for us

(timecard saying “once their mom finished the airplane for them”)

Phineas:all right lets all get inside the airplane now.

(everyone gets inside the plane, with ferb pushing the plane, flying down the hallway)

Scene shifts to the place the animal control people are at

(phone rings)

Animal control man:hello

Women:animals have been released from the zoo! We need a lot of trucks and police car!(low volume)

Animal control man:yes, will do.

(scene shifts to the city)

* bunch of trucks show up, police then get out of their cars with their sleeping guns, then activate them which then hits all the zoo animals.

Man:good bye cool world(says it as he is about to get bitten in the head by a lion, but didn’t because the lion was shot and taken away).

(now the scene shows all the animals being pushed into the trucks)

Police officer:so, we heard rumors that you released the zoo animals, right?

Doof:yes, I did. What’s going to happen as a result?

Police officer:you also get into an exhibit!

Doof:NO!!!!!!!!

Back at phineas’

Phineas:that was fun in all, but it’s sure time to get back to normal, everybody touch the top again.

(everyone returns to normal size again)

News reporter:great news, the zoo animals aren’t out anymore, the person who caused this also got put into an exhibit thats named as unknown species.

Phineas:well, this quarantine is officially over i guess, you all can get back and sleep in your own homes.

Gang:yay!

Phineas:now let us go to bed now!