Carl’s worst day ever transcript

<Carl's worst day ever

Phineas:today’s episode is going to take place at another person’s school, but before we begin on this, where’s perry?

At perry’s Lair

major monogram:agent P, turns out doofensmirtz is creating the most dangerous park in an open lot next to the shopping center the fireside girls built. It’s up to you to stop him.

* scene switches right on to the tv and into the room major monogram and Carl are standing into.

Major Monogram:Carl, you will be going to school wearing a girl hair wig, girls gym uniform, a binky for your science period, and a sippy cup.

Carl:why are you doing this to me?

Major Monogram:because you were using some potty words in school the other day

Math teacher:Okay students lets start with 2 equation systems, but first, I found carl wearing a girls hair wig so first lets laugh at him!

* everyone laughs at carl and carl then runs to the bathroom crying and takes off the wig in the bathroom.

in gym

* carl was getting changed into his gym uniform that’s meant for girls

Candace:Carl, why are you here dressed in a girl’s uniform? Aren’t you a boy?

Carl:well, um

Candace:hey everyone! carl is here wearing a girl’s gym uniform!

* everyone laughs at him with like 6 girls laughing at carl, he then cries even more in the toilets.

carl:(sniffles) well, at least I still have my girls hair wig that I can wear while i’m In my gym uniform that’s meant for girls.

(puts on the wig)

there, now they won't make fun of me anymore.

gym lady teacher:well, looks like we have a new student joining our gym class today, new student, tell me your name,

carl:my name is um... Carla

gym lady teacher:well nice to have you Carla.

carl:actually, i’m Not a new student i’m Just taking a vacation and staying here for 1 day.

gym lady teacher:oh... makes sense.

(scene switches to a male gym teacher)

male gym teacher:oh well, turns out carl is absent, I will give his parents a call.

Doofensmirtz scene 1

vocals:🎵doofensmirtz is at an open lot🎵

* perry gets trapped by getting stuck into sidewalk

doof:perry the platypus, I am here creating the most dangerous playground in history! Why would I build a dangerous playground you may ask? Well i’ll Give you a flashback, back when I was a kid I went to a playground and had a lot of unsafe rides, the slides were too high as well as the swings and jungle gym. Even when in a line waiting for the highest slide to go on I had a fear of going down the highest slide but got woken up by customers who then said

customers in flashback:are you a man or schnitzel?

young doof:I’m a man, i’m A man.

* young doof goes to the top of the highest slide, looks to the ground from the top of the slide and gulps.

customers in flashback:that kid is a schnitzel(they all laugh)

doof:so that’s what led me to create the most dangerous playground ever! It will contain big holes to fall into, a rusty old slide, very high monkey bars, and much more dangerous stuff to go on!

(Scene switches to gym class ending)

carl:well, my disguise as Carla worked! And the whole gym class confirmed that my original self as carl was sick.

stacy:hey it’s carl again

(people laugh at him as carl runs out of the gym locker room and to the hallways)

(Scene shifts to lunch time)

* carl eats a sandwich

Student 1:Carl, why are you using a sippy cup? isn´t that for like... toddlers?

Carl:well major monogram encouraged me to-

Student 1:hey everyone! carl is using a sippy up!

everyone:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! carl´s using a sippy cup carl´s using a sippy cup! AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

* Carl runs off crying again.

Science time

science teacher:Carl, I believe you were to wear this for the whole period.

Carl:yessir

Stacy:Carl, why are you wearing a binky? thats actually for babies, so you must be a baby!

Carl:well, actually-

Stacy:hey everyone! Carl is a baby! (everyone laughs at him, causing him to cry again)

students:now carl is crying like heś a baby, so he´s definitely a baby! (everyone laughs extra hard at him, causing him to fill up the whole room with tear water).

Principal:(opens up the door to let the tear water out), so, I have been heard that Carl has been wearing a girlś hair wig, Disguised as a girl for gym class, a binky, and using a sippy cup.

Science teacher:Carl, I think the principal needs you

Carl:yessir!

at the principal

Principal:Carl, why did you wear some girl and baby clothes?

Carl:It wasn´t me who chose to put all of this on, major monogram actually encouraged me to wear all of this stuff.

Principal:Oh, so I should request major monogram to be arrested right?

Carl:technically yes sir.

Principal:okay sir, i will give him a call.

(Principal dials monogram’s number on his phone)

principal:major monogram

major monogram:(appears on screen)yes,

principal:you made carl wear some baby/girl clothing right?

major monogram:yes, i did that since he used potty words in school the other day. I hope I dont get arrested.

Principal:well too bad, i called the police and requested them to arrest you.

Major monogram:uh oh...

(principal disappears from scene)

police arrives

police officers:so, i know you made carl wear odd stuff to school.

Major monogram:yes, its true, how long am i in jail for?

police officer:2 weeks.

* now major monogram is on his way to jail.

Doofensmirtz scene 2

Doof:okay my stuff for my most dangerous playground is here, time to start working on it.

* doof assembles the rusty old slide, places the highest monkey bars and manual rings, and digs a very deep hole.

doof:now I am done and, up there’s a customer coming. Where would you like to go on?

customer:i’d Like to go on the slide

doof:okay, the slide is On your right. Nothing can stop me now from having this playground open! Hehehe! (Perry gets out of the cement trap using tube socks again) tube socks again? is this really 1974? Well still nothing will get in my way now. Now I smell smoke.

* perry has matches and uses it to set the playground on fire

doof:stop lighting my playground on fire! (Perry doesn’t listen and burns the whole playground down)

darn! Curse you perry the platypus. Now A reason the fire department would need to come is to stop the fire from spreading to the shopping center, which is luckily like 8 feet away from this lot here.

(episode closes)