Escape from the Zoo Transcript

<Escape from the zoo

* Phineas waits for the bus to get to school

Phineas:So, how does it feel now that this zoo animal chaos is over?

Isabella:It feels great to have everything normal now!

Phineas:That’s great to hear. Wonder if we will learn more about this incident in school.

Math

Teacher:okay class, today we will be learning about long division. Our first problem of this will be 5100 divided by 12.

* classmates write on their paper(about 20 seconds long)-production music to be played will be spongebob’s tomfoolery, starting from the teacher giving a problem.

Teacher:okay, the answer should now be 425 if you got that right.

Ginger:yes

Django:yes

Phineas and isabella:yes

Little timmy:yes

Teacher:So I heard 5 out of 7 of you students got that right. Alright it’s time for lunch.

Lunch

* after eating lunch

Phineas:Isabella, if the zoo animal chaos didn’t stop past this past weekend then they will definitely close down schools for today.

Isabella:yeah, it would be absolutely like a virus outbreak.

Phineas:agreed. That’s what has happened nearly 100 years ago when the flu was first discovered as it then created a pandemic, now there have been tons of ways to go against the flu such as getting vaccinated and getting some medicine if you actually had the flu and missed the vaccination.

Isabella:yep.

Social studies

* Phineas and isabella get to their seats

Teacher:okay, for this class we will be talking about a current event that happened just this past weekend.

Phineas:oh boy, I was right we might learn about this in school.

Teacher:the current event will be this past weekend’s zoo animal escape. On saturday night at about 7:30 pm, doofenshmirtz went to the zoo and released all the zoo animals, causing chaos and fear through the cities and neighborhoods. For nearly all sunday the incident was still going on and the incident was taken under control by 4pm sunday, and right after everything was cleaned up doofenshmirtz, the guy who released all the zoo animals, got to be into an animal exhibit as well.

Phineas:wow! Doofenshmirtz got locked up in the zoo as well for punishment? I really did not know that. I wonder how doofenshmirtz is doing now.

At the zoo

* doof is seen into an exhibit

Little kid:mommy why is a person in an exhibit?

Kid’s mom:I don’t know but it’s hilarious

* all people laugh around him which causes doof to cry.

Vanessa:I can’t believe my dad is stuck inside a zoo animal exhibit. Monty, I do have a plan.

Monty:really? What is it?

Vanessa:(whispers to monty’s ear)

Night time scene at the zoo

Vanessa:okay monty, remember the plan right?

Monty:you mean this?(pulls out a corndog)

Vanessa:No not that, I’m talking about the plan to get my dad out of this animal prison.(monty took a bite out of the corndog vanessa was holding as she was saying this line), first, I will open up this exhibit my dad is stuck in by using a hairpin which will simply let us get our dad out.

* vanessa inserts the tip of the hairpin into the lock of the door that opens the exhibit.

Vanessa:fear no longer dad, me ad monty have came here to rescue you, understand? We are taking you HOME.

Doof:Oh thanks guys!

Vanessa:we really are the best heroes to our dad when he gets in terrible situations like this. Now let me quickly get you out before we get caught.

* scene switches to the door getting shut as monty, vanessa, and doof all run out.

Monty:Doofenshmirtz! You are free!

* a light shines on doof, monty, and vanessa-it is the guards!

Guard 1:you are surrounded, there is no use of trying to run!

Vanessa:run boys run!

* vanessa and the 2 boys run, then it shows the guards running after them.

Vanessa:faster guys!

* guards run quicker

Vanessa:run more faster!!!

* gang runs into a manhole cover as monty opens it up first

Monty:I’ll let doof go first!(throws doof down, but lands into a pool of sewer water. Vanessa goes down next as monty closes the manhole cover as the guards continue to run over them.

Vanessa:well, we finally missed them! Well now we finally have my dad back! But in order to get out of these sewers, how can we get out of here faster? (thinks for 2 seconds) I got it! There’s a knob that will increase the amount of water here! So to get out of here faster, we will need to increase the amount of water in the sewers here, which will then push us out to the ocean since we know all sewers lead to the ocean.

* vanessa turns the knob.

Vanessa:we will be out of here in no time!

* an inferno of water pushes the gang off screen.

At a football stadium

Announcer:and he’s closer, and closer, and he’s made it! Tim Crown has scored for tonight’s football game! Cowabunga Tim crown!

* the screen shakes, even the ground

* sewage water breaks into the stadium from the ground as a football player swims over to the knob that will drain all the sewage water out of the stadium.

Back in the sewers

Vanessa:Dang it! We were just out of the sewers. Well hopefully we will get to the toilets of my dad’s apartment.

* a toilet plunger is heard, soaking up the stuff that’s in the sewers.

Monty:wait! I hear a toilet plunger! Let’s swim over to it!

* the gang swims over to the sound.

In doofenshmirtz’s bathroom

* perry is seen using a toilet plunger in doof’s bathroom.

* monty pops out of the toilet

Monty:thank’s perry

* vanessa pops out of the toilet

Vanessa:thank’s perry

* doofenshmirtz pops out of the toilet

Doof:Thank you perry the platypus!

Vanessa:well, it’s great to have you back dad.

Doof:it’s great to see you as well.

* police show up

Police officers:So, I heard you were the one that released the zoo animals and just got out of the exhibit you were held in due to this chaos.

Doof:yes I was.

Police officer:well since that animal exhibit is not meant for people since they might find more fun in there that is meant for animals, you will actually be going to solitary confinement.

Vanessa:Oh well, I don’t think I need my dad anyway since he’s technically evil. At least I have my mom to live with.