Vote for doof transcript

(episode’s title card will be located onto the manhole cover(picked up from big city green’s blue tater) as the scene then shifts out to a city in danville’s roads where a large metal truck shows up, and we see Gru through the windshield and behind the steering wheel)

Gru:hey, i see a coffee/donut shop! Let’s stop right here now!

(scene shifts to coffee shop parking lot, until gru violently pushes the other cars out of the way to get parked, once he gets out of his truck, he runs into a crying boy with ruined ice cream, gru takes out a long balloon, inflates it, and twists it into an animal puppy, and gives it to the boy. Just when the boy is starting to cheer up, however, Gru takes out a pin and pops the balloon, then pushes the boy out of his way. He then enters the coffee shop, only to be greeted by a long line. Gru then says “oh darn! A long line, looks like this is the job for the freeze gun!(uses it to freeze everyone to cut in line to be first)”. He then takes the coffee and snack bag from the clerk who was about to hand it over to another customer. Before leaving, Gru leaves a tip in the tip jar.

(card saying “Back at the flynn-fletcher’s”)

Phineas:now i wonder why people need to go to amusement parks in order to go on all the fun rides. Maybe people should be able to go on these rides anytime they want, and that they should carry such rides in their suitcases or something. That’s it! Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! Go get one of Dad's old briefcases, will ya? (Ferb goes off to get the briefcase) Hey, where's Perry?

Monogram: Good morning Agent P. Intel tells us that the League of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United for Frightening Investments in Naughtiness is recruiting a new memeber. We need you to spy on this new villain so we can decide if he is a threat. Good luck Agent P!

Perry leaves.

Monogram: Carl, are you sure your little gizmo is correct?

Carl: I think so sir. Intel has never been wrong before (Carl is holding a little computer that looks like an Ipad) that's right my little buddy, you're never wrong!

At L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N Evil Headquarters(an abandoned school), Dr. Doofenshmirtz is holding a meeting at a round conference table with Rodney, Dr. Bloodpudding, Dr. Diminiative, and all the other members of Love Muffin. Norm at his side, he is giving announcements on some minor things. Perry sneaks in behind a vent, and starts peaking around for the new member. Vanessa suddenly comes in and hands her Dad a slip of paper. Doof reads it.

Doofenshmirtz: Well, it looks like someone's come to join the party. Okay guys, lets all put on an unhappy face and welcome our newist member…

(Gru then violently pushes open the doors and enters the room. Doofenshmirtz tries to stutter a greeting, but Gru pushes him out of the his chair, and sits down.)

Gru:hello, my name is Gru, watch the rest of my gang come in. (Dr. Nafario and his minion army comes in)

Gru: And here is Dr. Nefario, my trustworthy assistant!

Dr. Nefario: What was that Gru?

Gru: I said you are my assistant!

Dr. Nefario: Yes, I am very persistant.

Gru:Now I demand to be the new leader of the organization.

Doof:(pops out in the middle of the table, making a hole)but that’s not possible because I’m already the leader.

Gru:but all the other members like me more because of my minions, diabolical attitude, and how my accent is more amusing than Doof's.

Doof:okay then, it’s time for an election as to who will be the new organization leader. The election will take three stages: Campaign, Debate, Battle, all to be held that day into the cafeteria. but before we do all this, we need to trap Perry the platypus.

Gru:My Minions are on it. (a minion named Dave captures Perry in a butterfly net)

(Gru's three adopted daughters, Margo, Edith, and Agnes, come in)

Edith:we are looking for our step dad because we need Gru for something.

Gru:Grrrr! Girls, I've told you not to bother me while I'm working!

Margo: Sorry Papa Gru, we just needed you're help with this.

Edith: And we're bored.

Gru: *Sight* Okay, look, why don't you... (he looks out the window at the playground) Go play on that playground over there (He starts pushing them toward the door)

Margo: But don't you think I'm too old for playgrounds?

Gru: Yes, yes you are. But just look after you're sisters. And besides maybe here you'll make some new friends.

Gru then calls out to three minions to look after the girls, then goes back in and sits down at the table. He says “three of you minions, can you look after my daughters?”, the minions then said “with pleasure.”

Gru: *Sigh* Those girls really drive my patience sometimes.

Doofenshmirtz: Don't I know it, you should see what my daughter does to me sometimes.

Vanessa: Dad, I'm right here.

Phineas and ferb backyard scene

Meanwhile, Phineas and Ferb are hard at work trying to make their carry-on swing ride, and their friends come and join them. Baljeet gives some mathematical advice on the project. These are the lines next:

-isabella:hey Phineas, whatcha doin?

-Phineas:making our carry-on swing ride(rest of gang comes in while Phineas says this line)

-baljeet:i’ll Give some mathematical advice on the project.

While the girls are playing on the playground, they suddenly hear an explosion in a house just down the road. They go over to the house to check it out, and the three minions follow along with them.

Phineas: I told you we should have put it in the other way, Baljeet.

Baljeet: I am sorry.

When they arrive at the house, the gangs introduce each other, and Phineas explains what they're doing. The minions go over to the ride, and start helping to build it up. here are the lines next:

-New girls:hey guys,

-Edith:I'm Edith

-Agnes:I'm agnes

-Margo:and I'm margo, so whatcha doin here?

-Isabella:Hey!

-Phineas:We're building a carry-on swing ride. This one's kinda hard though.

(we see a minion working on the project)

Phineas: Hey don't do that!

Edith: Don't worry, he knows what he's doing. Our dad has them do this kind of stuff all the time.

Phineas: Okay then. The more help the marrier. Let's get building everyone.

And so the gang works together to get the ride going. Throughout the montage, Margo is seen talking to Phineas, causing a bit of jealousy in Isabella. Eventually, they get the swing ride up and running.

Agnes: It's so BIG!

They all then get on the ride to enjoy it. Margo sits next to Phineas, again making Isabella jealous.

When the campaign between Gru and Doofenshmirtz for leader of Love Muffin is heating up

Gru:To make me more popular I have my minions and Dr. Nefario to help me.

Doof:well I have Norm and Vanessa here.

Gru:so I seem more popular here.

Doof:Then I should consider giving up.

(doof walks away)-hawaiian link plays

* vanessa and norm gasp-dramatic cue D plays

* Vanessa and norm get in doof’s way

Norm:but doof, you can’t give up!

Vanessa:we will be on your side for every step of the way

Gru:now to prep my speech that i will give out momentarily. But before i do that, what are my daughters up to now. I’d better call one of my 3 minions on my communicator here.

(gru calls that one minion that is enjoying the ride)

Gru:grrrr! Well time to call margo on my cell phone.

(margo’s phone rings)

Margo:hey, we’re all at the house of their new friend, Phineas, and are having a good time on his new ride.

Gru:well i’d like to go over there and meet phineas!

(scene shows phineas’ backyard until gru shows up)

Phineas:hey evil scientist, what’s your name?

Gru:my name is gru.

Phineas:well nice to meet you gru.

Gru:nice to meet you too, now this is no time to greet each other. I’ve gotta get to my 3 daughters.

(scene now shows phineas’ ride until gru shows up)

Gru:Margo, and all 3 of you daughters of mine, I need you back in 30 minutes for the big fight.

Margo:okay gru.

(gru leaves phineas’ backyard)

When the debate takes place

Doof:I will speak first, I have been doing well, and you all should stay the course with me.

Gru:well I promises change, and better agendas, such as his dream to steal the moon for ransom, which everyone seems to like.

Doofenshmirtz: Wait, ummm, I have good schemes too! We, We can steal the pyramids of Egypt! How does that sound?

Gru: Too late, my colleague Vector already did that.

Vanessa: (Whispering) Dad, you're next counter paragraph.

Doof:Gru, I do love those ideas of evilness, stealing the moon, that seems like a great idea.

Gru:up, time to mix up my cards of evil deeds.

audience:GRU! GRU! GRU!

Doof:darn! Gru is more reliable than me! I’m leaving! (hawaiian cocktail plays)

(scene shifts to doof’s heart exploding)

(doof starts to cry)

Vanessa:doof there’s no need to cry, as we said, we are on your side.

Doof:yeah (snifs, then sobs to say the next line) but none of your words can’t cheer me up. (cries)

Gru:I now turn out to be more successful in this campaign, though since my nemesis hates me more, I think I win the fight.

Scene shifts to candace’s room-Phineas and ferb scene

* Candace is seen reading a book until she hears noises from phineas and ferb’s invention, she then says “Oh I can smell a bust right now”, looks out the window, runs outside to the door, and takes a picture of the ride. She then says “You guys are so busted this time! Just wait till Mom sees this!, oh right, mom and dad are just downstairs in the garage”, she runs toward the door screaming "MOM MOM MOM MOM!" The minion sees her as a threat, however, and jumps off his swing, lands on her, and starts beating her up. Phineas sees this and stops the ride so they can pull the minion off of his sister. Margo: No Bart! Bad boy! We do not hit people taking pictures

Agnes: Yeah, Bad Bart!

The minion, apparently named Bart, starts crying, until another minion punches him in the arm and makes him stop.

Margo: We're really sorry about that. I hope...

Candace: You're getting busted too, as soon as Mom hears about this!

(She runs off to fetch Mom)

Phineas: Don't worry she always gets like that. She'll be okay.

Margo: Sorry about that.

Margo then decides that their time is up and they should go back and see Gru. Ferb packs up the swing ride, which Phineas decides to give to the girls, and the minions snatch up and run off out the fence with it. Candace pulls Mom and Dad into the yard.

Candace: Look! They built a huge swing ride! And just look at all these ugly little yellow monsters!

(Mom thinks she's gesturing Margo, Edith and Agnes).

Margo: Hello Mrs. Flynn.

Edith and Agnes: Hi.

Mom: hello there, nice to meet you. Candace, that really wasn't nice.

Candace: Bu Bu Bu Bu...

Dad pulls her into the house, suggesting that she help get dinner ready. The two gangs say their goodbyes, and the girls leave to go meet up with Gru.

Final battle between doof and gru in the big arena

LOVEMUFFIN members:LETS GO GRU LETS GO! (claps) LETS GO GRU LETS GO! (claps) LETS GO GRU LETS GO! (claps).

* Gru's daughters are seen in the second "Lets go gru lets go".

(Perry is seen breaking out of his trap)

Doof:(seen to be sad) *sigh* I'll never get any votes.

(Perry shows up by doof's side)

Doof:Perry! well all be! You're on my team, right?

(Perry nods his head yes)

Doof:I'm so happy to hear that! now we can take down this one evil guy who could be better than me.

Gru:What!?! Doof has a nemesis on his side! well time to call in my minions! (calls his minions, but they pull out the carry-on swing ride, and begin playing around on it instead of fighting, much to Gru's surprise and anger.)

shows minions by Vanessa, the minions get on Vanessa as Vanessa hits them with the pee-inator, making the minions run to the bathroom like crazy and shout "Bathroom, bathroom".

Perry engages in a kung-fu fight against one Minion, and ultimatly wins.

Norm battles Dr. Nefario (I have not thought of a clever style they fight, just that Norm uses all his robot abilities and Nefario uses his weapons and some minions) and wins.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz takes on Gru. Gru pulls out his freeze-ray in one hand, his fancy flame thrower in the other. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz puts on what he calls the auto-war-suit-inator. It goes over his shoulders like a vest,

Doofenshmirtz: Wow, this is heavy!

The suit then folds up over his body in a suit of armor, then all around his body sprouts lasers, machine guns, flame throwers, and rockets, and a lot of red dots point at Gru, who stands still looking scared. There is a huge explosion which can bee seen from far away. In the next shot, Gru is on the floor aside from the explosion crater, covered ind sot and ash.

Doofenshmirtz has won, his team picks him up and carries him around, while the members of Love Muffin chant "Doo-Fen-Shmirtz! Doo-Fen-Shmirtz!" And Doof is happy and cheery at his victory. In the final shot, a long line of minions is seen standing outside the restroom.

(scene shifts to the emergency room with gru's side injured by doof's side)

Gru:They should have called this vote for who will prevent intensive care.

(episode ends)