Platypus life transcript

Phineas:hey ferb, whatcha wanna do today?

(Ferb puts his arms up showing he doesn't know)

Phineas:well do you know perry is always gone for moments? How about we transform ourselves into platypuses!

Ferb:yeah that seems like fun.

Phineas:indeed it does, but where’s perry?

(perry rolls up a rug and enters his lair this way)

Major Monogram:agent P, doofenshmirtz is doing something that will ruin the enjoyment of pets. You’d better go over there, see what’s going on, and put a stop to it!

(scene changes back to phineas and ferb, showing ferb inventing a ray that will turn them into platypuses)

Isabella:hi phineas, whatcha doin?

Phineas:turning ourselves into platypuses.

Isabella:fun! But won’t we be able to speak?

Phineas:yes, our brains will be stuck inside ourselves as we are platypuses.

Isabella:good!

Phineas:speaking of which, i think ferb is done inventing the ray to turn us all into platypuses. Ferb, hit it!

(Ferb presses the button but runs to phineas and isabella, as they then turn into platypuses)

Phineas:both of you were right, this is fun. We feel shorter now.

Isabella:yeah my skin feels so soft.

Phineas:so, what did you want to do first?

Ferb:how about a tea party?

Isabella:that’s a great idea!

Doofenshmirtz scene 1

Vocals:doofenshmirtz evil incorporated

(perry walks into the door)

Doof:well hello perry the platypus, look over here. Cold, warm, warmer, you’re hot, you're hotter, you’re burning(scene finds doof the cat as he says this). That’s right, i’m still a cat from that cat replace-inator. But i called vanessa to create the human transform-inator. Vanessa, fire it on me to change me back to normal.

(ray hits doofenshmirtz, changing him back to normal)

Doof:but before i do the explanation I need to trap you (traps perry by hampster cage)we made this not only to turn myself back to normal, but to also turn pets into people! I am doing this because pets make people more happier than ever before. I’m trying to ruin it this way! Hahahahahaha!

Back to Phineas and ferb’s

Phineas:isabella, you’ll fill our tea cups, as ferb and I will be the customers.

Isabella:okay(walks off screen, and comes back with tea pitcher and fills it into the boy’s tea cups)

Phineas:this tea has warm tasting feelings.

Ferb:it sure does.

Phineas:yeah i’m now down for iced tea. Isabella, can you make iced tea for us?

Isabella:with pleasure(walks off screen and comes back again)

Phineas:now this is much more warmer than regular tea.

Ferb:yeah but colder.

Phineas:so what else did we want to do as platypuses?

Ferb:how about a game.

Phineas:yeah that seems like a fun idea, like what game did ya wanna play.

Ferb:how about heads and tails?

Phineas:great idea!

(scene switches to the gaming section)

Phineas:so in order to play you have to toss the penny up into the air and paths of heads and tails are shown. Try not to get much tails, this affects your way to win. We may begin. Come on, perry needs a new pair of shoes! (tosses penny up in air)

Isabella:woah, tails, sorry phineas, you gotta ride the tail.

Phineas:darn!(moves his piece)

Isabella:my turn(tosses penny up)

Yes! Heads! Haha hahahahaha! Up up up!

Ferb:yes! I got heads too!(moves piece)

Phineas:come on! I need heads.

(growls) tails again!

Isabella:my turn (tosses coin up)

Yes! Heads!

Ferb:my turn now (tosses coin up) tails.

(moves piece)

Now be very careful phineas, if you get tails again, you lose.

Phineas:OHHHH! HEADS HEADS HEADS HEADS HEADS! (tosses coin up twice) finally! Heads!

Isabella:(tosses coin up) yes! Heads again! I’m feeling so lucky now!

Ferb:(tosses coin up) tails again!

Phineas:gotta get heads again (tosses coin up) tails again! I’m having the worst luck yet.

Isabella:sure hope I get heads again (tosses coin up) tails!

Ferb:(tosses coin up) tails again! (moves piece) now i’m in the same spot as you, as you are almost dead again.

Phineas:GIVE ME A DANG HEAD NOW! (tosses coin up in air roughly) yes! I got a head!

Isabella:(tosses coin up) tails.

Ferb:(tosses coin up) heads! (moves piece) yes! I’m still following phineas! Now phineas, you’d better win by getting a heads up.

Phineas:(tosses coin up) yes! (moves piece) yes! I am officially the winner.

(scene switches to Candace)

Candace:mom, I think Phineas and ferb have turned themselves into platypuses.

Mom:okay I’m just checking out at the grocery store, I’ll be home in 15 minutes.

Candace:oh! Well I hope they stay platypuses by the time mom gets home.

Doofenshmirtz scene 2

Doof:so there’s kids having so much fun with their pet dog, but they won’t be happy anymore. In 5, 4, 3, (sighs and looks at perry), 2 and a half, 2 and a quarter, is that it, you’re not gonna do anything you’re just gonna stay in there like you have no idea on how to get out of there? I’m giving you a chance to do something here. Well time to fire off my human transformer thing since i missed my countdown(gets knocked down by perry) perry, how did you escape. (looks over) *gasps* you shook your way off the table and shattered it!?! Well 2 can play at that game now! (perry fires off the human transformer, aiming it to phineas, ferb, and isabella to be humans again).

Phineas and ferb’s backyard

Phineas:so what did ya think, is it time to get back to normal?

(gets hit by human transformer ray)

Ferb:yes, which we just did already.

Candace:mom, phineas, ferb, and isabella have turned themselves into platypuses.

Mom:hey boys and girl.

Candace:what! I swore they were platypuses for much of the day and- wait! I still have proof, there’s the thing that the boys made to turn themselves into platypuses. (runs off screen)

Doofenshmirtz scene 3

Doof:you think you’ve beaten me but you haven’t because at least i have the vanish-inator which will be used to make the pets disappear.

(perry pushes doof against the vanish-inator, with the ray aiming towards the thing the boys used to make themselves into platypuses)

Phineas and ferb’s backyard again

(the invention the boys used to turn themselves into platypuses is seen only until a vanish-inator ray hits it)

Candace:look mom- and that’s gone too.

Mom:well this is getting very old, let’s just stay inside for now. (walks off screen)

Doofenshmirtz scene 4

Doof:well I still have my 2 inators, so inators I win, one animal you lose.

(perry fires the vanish-inator to the human transform-inator and to a mirror that will bounce the ray back at the vanish-inator)

Doof:well there you have it, one animal using the vanish-inator you win, no more inators made by me i lose. CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!!